Keep It To Yourself

So back to the things you see while traveling...

I was sitting in the gate area yesterday at Denver International Airport waiting for a flight to Baltimore having a discussion with a flight attendant and commenting a bit with her on the various annoyances that exist in airports when I heard an unmistakable noise to my right.  I glanced to my right to see a gentlemen, and I use the term extremely loosely, still in the familiar leaning to his right pose perched on one cheek having just let rip.  This was not in a quiet corner of the terminal, nor was it in any way an unavailable slip, but a deliberate act of an uncouth individual.

Of course later on the plane I also saw this same gentlemen board the plane by carrying his bag over his head while walking down the isle, something I have never seen someone do.  All of this was done with a general look of apathy that said it all.